| Introduction by Dr. Finklesteinberg (excerpt from lecture, UMA |  | |
| SS, 1968) | | |
| Prelude to the Green Martian | | |
| The Attack of the Green Martian (from Planet One) | | |
| Festossie's Lip (live at the Iron Horse, Northampton, MA, 1991 | | |
| ) | | |
| The Tides of Everlasting Bliss | | |
| A Trilogy of Fate | | |
| The Conquest of Sheba | | |
| Barry's Unfortunate Love Child | | |
| She Water a Little | | |
| Triangle | | |
| Dr. Finklesteinberg's Theory of Evolution (part 1) | | |
| False Teeth (an introspective look at) | | |
| Zucchini Montana | | |
| Hymn of the Sixth Galaxy | | |
| Gonna Have a Good Time | | |
| The Finklesteinberg Address (Dr. Finklesteinberg addresses Ha | | |
| mpshire College, 1967) | | |
| Meat Sally | | |
| The Pilgrim Soldiers of Barney Dunn | | |
| Get Lost Creep (music to sell your mother to the Arabs to) | | |
| Dr. Finklesteinberg Lectures (Mount Holyoke, 1968) | | |
| Dr. Finklesteinberg's Cremation (an excerpt, June 6th, 1973) | | |
| The Ballad of Jodie Shy | | |
| Inanimate Sex Object | | |
| Crystal Caves of the Vulcan Princess | | |
| Locals Fear Nuclear Threat | | |
| Evil Geniuses For a Better Tomorrow | | |
| Dr. Finklesteinberg's Theory of Evolution (part 2) | | |
| Testossle Variations | | |
| The Grapefruit Song (live at the Powerhaus, London, 1992) | | |
| The Call of Po T Orgue | | |
| God (part 3) | | |
| Smoochie Dela Disco Do | | |
| Mutant Dog Gets Hunted (by the CIA) | | |
| Larry Lamb's Warning | | |
| The Fruity Final Experiment (tentatively) | | |
| Only in the Gnome | | |
| The FSQ Switch Instruments (with hilarious consequences live | | |
| at The Grange, Greenfield, MA, 1991) | | |
| Rebirth of the Sapphire Queen | | |
| Backstage Paradise | | |
| A Brief Romantic Moment (Dr. Finklesteinberg's favorite resta | | |
| urant, the Golden Egg, Muswell Hill, 1969) | | |
| Mutant Dog: a Life on the Run | | |
| Festive Holiday Season | | |
| Visions of the Liferaft Beyond | | |
| Plus She Said Something (Siege at the Lair of the Magical Orc | | |
| King) | | |
| A Tribute to Jimmy | | |
| History of the Guitar (parts 1-4) | | |
| The Fall of Modern China (Dr. Finklesteinberg's dish cabinet | | |
| collapses during a dangerous experiment, 1972) | | |
| Blue Ridge Mountain (Dr. Finklesteinberg performs philosophic | | |
| al folk song at Amherst College, 1965) | | |
| Festossle's Lip (Live at Vinny's basement, Montague, MA, 1991 | | |
| Welcome to Slaggers | | |
| Very Rare Interview with Mal Evans (Las Vegas, 1988) | | |
| BeettlL (anagram, 1969) | | |
| Ham Sandwich | | |
| Myths of Jazz (part 7) | | |
| Jazz Jimmy | | |
| The Creation of Mutant Dog | | |
| Five Hundred Days of Celibacy | | |
| Autistic Guy Pizza (the kind of sound a scientist like Dr. Fi | | |
| nklesteinberg might make) | | |
| Greatfruit Incidental Music (live at the Powerhaus, London, | | |
| 1992) The Gritty Pumpkin Variations Monster Fish (the kind of | | |
| maniacal laugh Dr. Finklesteinberg might have made after a s | | |
